Week 4: Friday. It’s been a month. I’ve worn more vests than a cross walk guard.

[ shirt- American Eagle/ Savers, vest- Eddie Baurer/ Savers, jeans- Element, shoes- Unlisted ]

People finally realize that these new outfits are here to stay. I was kind of hoping she would have given up by now. 

Week 4: Thursday. Another vest. I think this is the last of them, though. 

[ shirt- Guess, vest- Savers, jeans- Lee, shoes- Dexter ]

These shoes are so loud that I feel like a tap dancer, too. 

Week 4. Tuesday. For four days, she’s had me try on this vest. She finally forced me to wear it out in public today.

[shirt: Savers, vest: Savers, jeans: Lee, shoes: Unlisted]

I feel like John Ritter’s stand-in on “Three’s Company” in this get up.

Week 2: The Wife made some sort of Jonas Brothers reference on her blog regarding this outfit. I Googled them, and it has now become 100% apparent that that’s who she’s styling me after. Evidence. 

[ shirt: Savers, vest: Target, jeans: Lee, shoes: Unlisted, belt: Nautica, watch: Tag Heuer ]

Someone please remind The Wife that I am 30 years old, and I do not have my own hit show on the Disney channel. Thanks. 

Week 1: Apparently, The Wife loves vests. The is the second of seven she bought for me. 

[ vest: Savers, shirt and jeans: Buffalo Exchange, tie: Macy’s, shoes: Unlisted (Marshalls, seven years ago). ]

I can’t believe she made me wear a tie to work. The CEO doesn’t even wear a tie unless there’s an important meeting.

Week 1: I complained about yesterday’s outfit, then today she puts me in a PUFFY VEST.

[ vest: Buffalo Exchange (she’s promised it can go back there after a couple more wears), shirt: just got this for Christmas from my stepmom, jeans: Levis, shoes: Simple, laptop sack: Ross. ]

Let the record show that I owned these awesome shoes and wore them all the time prior to this makeover madness.