So The Wife wanted a big knot in my tie today, but I still don’t know how to do a full Windsor. The result under my sweater is less than ideal, which is usually why I keep my sweater on all day. 

Week 2: 

Boss: So you’re wearing a tie today, eh?
Me: [hesitantly] Yeah… I swear I don’t have a job interview.

[ sweater: American Eagle, shirt: Savers Banana Republic, jeans: Buffalo Exchange Replay, tie: Macy’s, Shoes: Unlisted] 

How come whenever I wear a tie to work people ask me if I’m going to a job interview?

Week 1: Apparently, The Wife loves vests. The is the second of seven she bought for me. 

[ vest: Savers, shirt and jeans: Buffalo Exchange, tie: Macy’s, shoes: Unlisted (Marshalls, seven years ago). ]

I can’t believe she made me wear a tie to work. The CEO doesn’t even wear a tie unless there’s an important meeting.