Week 1: Apparently, The Wife loves vests. The is the second of seven she bought for me. 

[ vest: Savers, shirt and jeans: Buffalo Exchange, tie: Macy’s, shoes: Unlisted (Marshalls, seven years ago). ]

I can’t believe she made me wear a tie to work. The CEO doesn’t even wear a tie unless there’s an important meeting.

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“Good thing I remembered to put gaffer tape over my Mickey Mouse sweatshirt. People might have mistaken me for an immature asshole.”

Could not have said it better myself. 

“I just got mugged. I beat them down with my handbag.”

(via fuckyeahstreetstyle)

lookbookdotnu:

Your love is contagious like swine flu

Reverse mullet: party in the front, business in the back. 
See also: Lyle Lovett.

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I think The Wife wants us to look like this. That is not going to happen. I keep telling her “You’re Asian”. Plus, I don’t look like a creep. 

“My tailor is out, but I really wanted to wear these pants anyway.”

(via The Sartorialist)

The Wife: Is that a man or a woman?
Me: Whatever that is, it’s homeless.

(via The Sartorialist)