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Dec 9th

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Nov 18th

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She'll probably buy me deep-v's

The wife: Oh my gosh! Today's Groupon is $25 for $50 credit at American Apparel today! Wait. Why are there only 77 sold?

Me: Yeah, hipsters aren't up this early. Better hurry before Groupon is crushed under the weight of all hipsterdom.

Nov 18th

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BOUTIQUE$.com

The wife: Where's the men's fashion and the affordable fashion on Boutiques.com?

Me: Oh, you'll find those filed under the " not profitable for us" category.

Nov 18th

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Jun 9th

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Jun 9th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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Jan 29th

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Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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There wasn't a camera, but now there is.

Week 4: Pictures start up again tomorrow. Today she made me wear an H&M sweater that I later Googled and found out is a women’s. This makeover isn’t going so well.

Jan 26th

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Jan 22nd

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Foiled again.

The Wife: We're just now starting week three. I don't want to have to do repeats already. Where are your new American Apparel polos?
Me: In the laundry.
The Wife: Still?
Me: Yes.
The Wife: Look, I don't want you not doing laundry so that I'm forced to have to pick from your pre-makeover clothes!

Jan 19th

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Jan 19th

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She loves vests.

Week 2: The Wife was sick last Friday. I thought that meant she wasn’t picking out my outfit. I was wrong. That just meant that she didn’t take a photo of Friday’s outfit. Just so you know, it was a vest. No surprise there though, right?

Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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Watch

I like this video for a full Windsor tutorial, but it’s mainly because I like the narrator’s voice.

Jan 15th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 15th

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Jan 14th

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Jan 12th

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I'm going to pretend he's jealous.

IT Guy: [eying my outfit] This wasn't your idea, was it?

Me: No, it was not.

Jan 11th

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Jan 11th

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Seriously, what's not cute?

The Wife: I wish you had a beanie.
Me: I do have a beanie!
The Wife: A cute beanie.
Me: What's not cute about a Georgia Tech beanie?!

Jan 10th

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Jan 9th

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H&M’s new collection features skirts for men →

Way to go, H&M. Way to go and give The Wife more bad ideas.

Jan 8th

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too showy

The Wife: Did you know you've worn a different pair of shoes every day this week?

Me: Yeah, I know. That's awful.

Jan 8th

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Jan 8th

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Man Unable to Wear Nice Clothes Without Everyone... →

The Onion is mocking my life. (link from Preppy With a Twist).

Jan 8th

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Jan 6th

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“I think I had this vest back in ‘88. Er ‘89. Wait. Is this the same...”

– my brain regarding this.

Jan 5th

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Jan 5th

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The wife made me get my own Twitter →

Guess everything’s not shared in marriage…

Jan 5th

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Real Men Don't Eat Quiche →

The book Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche could have a sequel called NOR DO THEY WEAR POLKA DOTS. This is in regards to this conversation. For my dignity’s sake, I’m not reblogging it.

Jan 4th

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Jan 4th

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“I always feel uncomfortable wearing “nice” clothes, but at 30 years...”

– my brain

Jan 4th

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A Man Makeover ditty

The Wife: We need to write a funny song.
Me: Man makeover, it's uncomfortable, but not quite as bad as a hangover.  
The Wife: --
Me: That's the chorus.

Jan 4th

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